To the boat-people of the Homeland of Gun -sser O-e-ttinndscher!

You are sinking? That Stuuugaaard has a problem? And that you are lost in transrapid-lation? With the false friend of E. ("Ike") Stoiber and the puppet of the vendriloquist Guido Westerwave ee O-e-Tinndscher (Gunther Oettinger, EU-commissioner in chief stand by) . No problem!

The coast guard is coming!

And flipper is coming wiss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4roXEY8hk

By the way! Where Marianne Faithfull did know already before more than 20 years Gun-sser O-e-TTindjär, our future EU-comissener, formerly known as Ministerpräsident of Märrrrrcidies benss and porschiiiie?

"What are you fighting for ?
It's not my security.
It's just an old war,
Not even a cold war,
Don't say it in Russian,
Don't say it in German.
Say it in broken English,
Say it in broken English.
Lose your father, your husband,
Your mother, your children.
What are you dying for ?
It's not my reality.
It's just an old war,
Not even a cold war,
Don't say it in Russian,
Don't say it in German.
Say it in broken English,
Say it in broken English."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5oZPBq4iI

And we face already the next problem ahead ("Brussels, we will have a problem..."): Broken body language. And misunderstandings. (nicht nur mit dem gemeinen Afghanen ...)
i.e.: thumb up


http://www.tm-thiele.de/presse/koerpersprache.pdf

http://www.amazon.de/Europ%C3%A4er-unterschiedlich-Verhalten-Etikette-K%C3%B6rpersprache/dp/382250260X

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